american-english

I think my new layout is very ADD friendly. There's a whole lot of insignificant shit going on and I generally like that.

Things I'm thinking about right now:

Animal hoarders - I have two dogs. They're both medium/big. There is, in my opinion, WAY too much fur/dog poop/slobber/expensive organic dog food in my life. How the hell do people deal with 20 dogs!? I love my dogberts but two is more than enough. Wallowing in animal feces and sleeping in a bed of dog fur does not sound like a great time. This woman on TV has 97 dogs. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

TSA full body scanners - If some dude who makes minimum wage wants to look at my pornographic x-ray, fine. I wear a padded bra, it's all false advertising anyway.

People in long term relationships/marriages who sleep apart - I can't handle snoring. I will straight up have two houses like Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter.