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McDonalds around the world...still gross

hammered out on May 7, 2010 at 05:24PM

McDonalds is stank in the US and it's stank overseas as well. Check out this "McKroket." Sick. Also, I'd like to point out that it cost me like €30 to feed 3 people. It seems that in Europe, they're taking the opposite approach to the US in that they'd most like to poison their rich. Attention McDo…

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Put on the red light!

hammered out on May 4, 2010 at 04:44PM

Right under those red lights sat the most depressing prostitutes I've ever seen. Since it was about 4 in the afternoon, I can't imagine that varsity team was playing. I'm sure if you look closely enough you could see the bullet wounds and c-section scars. This, my friends, is the day shift in Amste…

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Jamsterdam!

hammered out on September 15, 2009 at 07:54AM

Isn't it funny how you think you're going to Tokyo and you actually end up in the most confusing airport in Western Europe!? The best laid plans, y'all.

As some (none?) of you know I work for an unmentioned US airline and thus I spend my life jetsetting for free, collecting passport stamps as I glam…

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So There's Still Weed Right?

hammered out on June 18, 2009 at 09:23PM

Came across an article today on Matador Trips titled '10 Things to Do in Amsterdam Besides Smoking Pot.'

I will be celebrating my 109th birthday at the end of August and I was wondering if Amsterdam is really as seedy as I've heard. Okay maybe not heard but fleetingly saw depicted in a documentary …

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