All blog posts tagged with islands
Poor life decisions
I'm feeling very homesick for Australia so I thought I'd post a picture of one of my favorite places: Cottesloe Beach, right outside of Perth in Western Australia. I would get up late, go to the beach and when the sun started to wane I would go to that little teahouse for some chips with sour cream…
LOL white people
This is not even close to depicting how red Dave and Lindsay got. Aren't they cute though!?
Nature fight!
My dad told me when he was a kid in Puerto Rico, he used to put this little lizards on his ears as earrings. They would clamp down on your earlobe. I told him not to tell too many people that story. He agreed.
This is how you build a beach in Honolulu
It sort of takes away the magic, doesn't it? No? I didn't think so, either. Right next to it was this beaut:
Do they make SPF Light Skinned Mexirican?
Hanauma Bay, where I not only became serious bros with a sea turtle but got jacked in the stomach by a coral reef/wave tag team. Small price to pay to perv at ocean life. I didn't realize this was such a tourist attraction but even on a weekday morning in late April, it was packed. Never take trave…
Douchebags in their native habitat
I got pretty butthurt when they wouldn't smile for my Pad Thai @Siam Garden Cafe
My new boyfriend is a 75 year old sea turtle
I will soon have the pictures uploaded from Hawai'i but I just wanted to say that there are few things more delicious than soaking in clear, turquoise water under a beautifully bright sky. Even though Waikiki was a clustereff of high rise hotels, tourists in varying shades of burn, and souvenir shop…
SPF 70 don't fail me now
So when that Icelandic volcano decided to get all butthurt and spew over Europe, I realized that I needed to make some new travel plans. Bye bye España, hello...Hawai'i?
Strangely enough, I've never been.
It's Billy Freakin Ocean
So, I’m in Puerto Rico. Currently on a break from the pool and imminent sunburn. I’d like to hear a rousing chorus of “Caribbean Queen” in praise of my new, hot swimsuit. Black halter-top tankini cut down to *there* thanks. It makes my rack look awesome. It makes me look like I have a rack. It m…
