All blog posts tagged with misadventures
So Pat Robertson, what caused this?
Seriously, if I hear another word about this chundering volcano in Iceland, I will officially lose my shit. It would have been nice to sip sangria on a beach in Barcelona but those plans have been shattered a few thousand times over. However, my vacation week is still looming and with nowhere to go,…
RE: VOLCANO
Crikey
Dear Diary,
Today I was accosted by a stingray for the second time in as many
years. I don’t understand what they love so much about me. I wish they
would just ask me to the school dance instead of sneaking up on me and
making me pee my pants in fear.
Jamsterdam!
Isn't it funny how you think you're going to Tokyo and you actually end up in the most confusing airport in Western Europe!? The best laid plans, y'all.
As some (none?) of you know I work for an unmentioned US airline and thus I spend my life jetsetting for free, collecting passport stamps as I glam…
sou'ampton to bath
My friend Ziggy and I had made plans to take a trip to Bath but ended up missing the train due to my incurable Cornish pasty addiction. It hurts more than just you, kids! While my butter-and-meat grease-filled fix was being heated up, the train scooted right out of the station. We finally tucked o…
